From today's El Tiempo:
"The dollar is down; tourism is up; unemployment, sexual activity, the sale of motorbikes and embezzlement of public funds are all up."
A confusing picture, but one thing is clear: there has never been a better time to be a sexually-active embezzler who is shorting the dollar, especially if you own a coconut stand. It's all going their way at the moment.
Well, Colombia. I only know one Colombian, and she's awesome, so I'm going to assume this is good news.
*Updated to reflect humility in spelling; turns out Colombia doesn't have a 'u' in it.
1 comment:
The Columbian I know is awesome, but not a sexually-active embezzler who is shorting the dollar, and who owns a coconut stand. At least as far as I know.
But perhaps you're thinking of someone else.
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