Thursday, May 25, 2006

spoiling children

"If you want a child who will integrate into the New World Order and wait his turn in line for condoms, a government funded abortion, sexually transmitted disease treatment, psychological evaluation and a mark on the forehead," writes Pearl in "To Train Up a Child," "then follow the popular guidelines in education, entertainment and discipline, but if you want a son or daughter of God, you will have to do it God's way."

God's way involves 1/4 plumbing supply line, apparently.

1 comment:

Mr. Miro said...

Three thoughts:
first, are the "popular guidelines" necessary or merely sufficient for the New World Order?
Second, Pres. Geo. H.W. Bush promised a New World Order; is Pearl picking on W's daddy?
Third, if I follow God's way, does that mean my child will not need the condoms/abortion/std treatment/psych eval? (This is a trick question)