Tuesday, August 28, 2007

sitting at Rita's desk

I'm sitting at Rita's desk today. For those of you not familiar with the ESR community, I've dressed up very professionally and am spending the day pretending to be a very competent and outgoing receptionist. It's fun for moonlighting, but I wouldn't want to do this every day. And no, I haven't really been asked to make coffee, although I've sure been drinking it.

There's not much to do- I cheerfully and graciously answer the phone when it rings, and then transfer the lucky callers to whomever might be able to actually help them. The unlucky ones get lost somewhere in the system, and I return to two important tasks:
a) looking competent
b) updating various things on the internet.

So, I've changed my Facebook status and updated my books, changed some Myspace stuff and left some comments, tinkered with my email, and now I've updated my Blogger list of books I want to read. It's in the top right hand corner, just in case you ever come into a large amount of money and want to spend some on me. I'm also updating my articles list, which I think I haven't touched since last semester. At some point, I will stop everything to search out more coffee, and perhaps redo my hopefully competent looking hair- if I've learned anything from working at the Roadhouse, or from preaching, it's that looking like you know what's going on is half the battle.

I read this today: The Peace Racket. "...we’re talking not about a bunch of naive Quakers but about a movement of savvy, ambitious professionals that is already comfortably ensconced at the United Nations, in the European Union, and in many nongovernmental organizations." Well, thank Heaven for that, at least.

And this: Enhancing Humanity "Of course, people are worried about more invasive innovations; in particular, the direct transformation of the human body. And this is where the gradualness of change is important, because as individuals we have a track record of coping with such changes without falling apart or losing our sense of self entirely. After all, we have all been engaged all our lives in creating a stable sense of our identity out of whatever is thrown at us." Narrative identity, etc. I've been reading a lot about that lately. Pieces of it will probably end up in my credo; my credo, in fact, is mostly pieces of things I've come across over the summer that I thought were interesting. It probably says more about my faith in its form than in its content.

And then this, from my hero Ben Witherington: Ignorance is Bliss? Biblical Illiteracy in the West. "Well of course part of the problem is the very nature of the modern and western church. It is all too often narcissistic and self-serving to the core. It spends the vast majority of its budget on itself-- its own buildings, its own clergy, its own self-help and nurture programs. The church has ceased almost altogether to be what it was at its inception-- an evangelistic movement, that also did some nurture and training of converts. Instead we are nurture institutions that might have a missions committee. Talk about placing the emphasis on the wrong syllable as the culture becomes increasing less Biblical. [...] What's wrong with needs based preaching? First of all in a culture immersed in constant advertisements and sales pitches, most people in the West have no idea what their real needs are. They can identify their wants, and they mistake them for actual needs." I just like Witherington, that's all. I love the fact that he has a blog, and that he uses bad grammar on it.

Ok, time to find more coffee.

Monday, August 27, 2007

overheard at Sacred Grounds


Spike Haired Fellow: Well, I don't know much about economics, but I've heard the argument that the economic success we saw under the Clinton administration was really due to Reagan and Bush, but we just have such a short view of things that we don't really think about long term effects. At least that's how it gets reported in the media, you know?

Baldy: So the economic success of the Reagan Administration should be attributed to the Lyndon Johnson and the Great Society, right?

Spike Haired Fellow: Well, um, well that's where I don't know much about economics.


What Spike meant was "well, that's where I don't know enough about economics to be able to twist whatever evidence I have into my right-wing mold," but he had to stop mid-sentence to thoughtfully sip his drink.

I thought that was funny and blogworthy, but now that I've written it I'll probably see them at Convocation as new Bethany students. Hopefully they won't recognize me as the young woman who was laughing at them at the coffeehouse.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

carnival of the feminists no. 43

Link. Good stuff- I keep forgetting that these awesome carnivals exist.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

anxious men

From Pandagon:

The insistent EP theory that men want to [make love to] everything in sight while women simply have some sort of wedding dress-and-fidelity gene is exposed as, if nothing else, too ridiculously simple to be real science and too obviously wishful thinking on the part of some anxious men.

Take that, Steve Pinker. I want to find a copy of the book Amanda's reviewing.

Monday, July 16, 2007

happy


I saw an Indigo Bunting, yesterday. They make me happy.

It's been a happy summer all around.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

homeyness

I called my mom this afternoon and found out, among other things:
-the dog died and the cat disappeared
-my aunt Shirley probably hasn't died yet
-my sister dinged up both vehicles while practicing parallel parking

No word on said sister's motorcycling adventures, but I'm sure they'll be glorious.

Friday, May 18, 2007

'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips

...by killing five men in a rage.
Link.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

mail check 2

Junk mail, in various designs of paper-wastiness. Also can be taken as metaphorically exploring the ultimate meaning of life, but I'm in too good a mood.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

mail check

Today I received a wedding invitation, a flyer about this summer's family reunion, and a fundraising letter from the cemetary association that manages the spot up the road from my parents' house where many of my relatives are buried.

That pretty much covers the important life events that one might find notice of in the mail. It was a bit overwhelming, but I survived.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

what makes me happy?

Sunshine on the back of my neck makes me happy.

Also, banana chips. I used to go to camp every summer at High Braes, which is about a half hour drive from my house. It was (and still is) free for the kids who attend, and mostly supported by area congregations. I'm sure there were many things that my mom liked about sending me to camp, but every year I would look forward to eating banana chips at lunch. I never saw them outside of High Braes, so I thought of them as a special 'church camp' item that only the cook at the Braes could find. They fascinated me; I understood that raisins were dried grapes, and prunes were dried plums, and I had seen other dried fruits, but dried bananas just seemed magical.

At some point, perhaps in high school, I found a tub of banana chips at the grocery store. It was shocking, paradigm shifting- I could just buy banana chips on my own, without going to church camp! I could eat banana chips all year 'round! I could eat them in the hay! I could eat them every day! I could eat them on a boat! I could eat them with a goat! (but I wouldn't share them with the goat, because I like them too much.)

Anyway, I like banana chips. I got a box from my mom yesterday that had banana chips and yogurt raisins in it, among other things. I like yogurt raisins, but the tub of banana chips was the most exciting thing I've seen all week.

Hooray for banana chips. And sunshine- they go together.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

straw person


I've mentioned this before, but I like Fred's weekly exegesis of the Left Behind series.

I'll note, though, that due to the sinister tentacles of feminism reaching into even evangelical colleges, I learned about the 'straw person' argument instead of the 'straw man' argument.

Monday, April 23, 2007

future assistant manager

I think I can sum up large chunks of high school by noting that I think this comic is funny.

Really funny. 'Laughing out loud in the computer lab' funny, even though I'm pretty sure that makes me an awful person.

Not that the career track that I'm on is much better, but, um, I've been to school a lot. That should count for something.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

commonsense

Because there are other surgical options for late-term abortions, it is highly unlikely that banning IDX will prevent a single abortion. It may, however, prevent some women from having the safest procedure for their particular circumstances.

What the court's decided, in essence, is that a woman's right to make her own medical decisions is less important than preventing legislators from getting an ooky feeling by thinking about fetal heads being punctured. Our safety is less important than their feelings.

-Link

Spectacular. I'm sure Jesus is happy that if I get pregnant, and then the fetus dies in my uterus, I might have to undergo labor and delivery rather than having an IDX. Cause you know how clear the Bible is that a woman ought to be legally coerced into less than stellar medical options because Tony Perkins can't tell the difference between live fetuses and dead fetuses:

This is a victory for a commonsense measure that is overwhelmingly favored by over 70 percent of the American people who increasingly support protections for unborn children...
-Link

Bah. Not only does he not know how to use commas, but I do not think that 'commonsense' means what he thinks it means.

planning- not so much

You Are Root Beer

Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front.
Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right.

Your best soda compatibility match: Dr. Pepper

Stay away from: Diet Coke

planning

It hurts less if I call it a plan.
That's more or less been my approach to this semester. It's time to start regretting that, and perhaps planning to do some work.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

poem of the day

The moment when, after many years
of hard work and a long voyage
you stand in the centre of your room,
house, half-acre, square mile, island, country,
knowing at last how you got there,
and say, I own this,

is the same moment when the trees unloose
their soft arms from around you,
the birds take back their language,
the cliffs fissure and collapse,
the air moves back from you like a wave
and you can't breathe.

No, they whisper. You own nothing.
You were a visitor, time after time
climbing the hill, planting the flag, proclaiming.
We never belonged to you.
You never found us.
It was always the other way round.

Margaret Atwood - The Moment

Monday, April 09, 2007

hmm...

Your results:
You are Mystique


































Mystique
53%
Poison Ivy
53%
Venom
43%
Dark Phoenix
41%
Mr. Freeze
33%
Apocalypse
31%
Dr. Doom
31%
The Joker
30%
Catwoman
25%
Magneto
22%
Green Goblin
21%
Juggernaut
21%
Lex Luthor
15%
Kingpin
15%
Riddler
11%
Two-Face
9%
Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

ugh

"I presented my credentials from the Marine Corps to a very polite clerk for American Airlines. One of the two people to whom I talked asked a question and offered a frightening comment: "Have you been in any peace marches? We ban a lot of people from flying because of that." I explained that I had not so marched but had, in September, 2006, given a lecture at Princeton, televised and put on the Web, highly critical of George Bush for his many violations of the Constitution. "That'll do it," the man said."

More at Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Also, I liked a lot of things about Lexington, but this wasn't one of them.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

multiple choice quiz

"I wish you were my Jewish grandmothers" was said by _______ to _______ and _______.

1) Jeff, to Jon and me
2) Me, to Tracy and Jeff
3) Tonda, to Adriana and me
4) Jon, to Adriana and Tracy

haven't done this in a while

List of stuff I've read and liked today:
The Bargin and The Prize
Democracy's Enemies
Compassion in the Bush
Sami Al-Arian
Quote of the Day
Angry White Man
Tuesday Forgotten American Blogging: Henry Wirz