I'm not a big fan of Clinton, but...

When women say they support Hillary it's because they are irrationally supporting someone because of their gender. When men say they won't support Hillary it's because "she gives off the feeling that she despises them." If you even bring up the fact that there are men out there who will refuse to vote for any woman, you attacked for allegedly saying that men aren't decent people. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Link.
That makes me want to support her, war votes and all.

i knew it!

chalk one up for Morty

Now Morty can get ham flavored soda. Or pop, if he prefers; I don't know he swings on that.

When I ran "ham soda" through Google Image Search, this picture came up.